Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Okay, so seriously?!?! I have a few people in my life that I have decided it is time to start cutting ties with. Why would any part of me want to continue a "friendship" with someone that always has a comment, such as "oh yea, well if you think that is bad, let me tell you about this time...." or, if I say I am not feeling well and people have to try to out do me with being sick. Seriously people? I really wish I wasn't battling health issues and that I wasn't having to live my life day to day without making plans because I never know how I will feel tomorrow. And, there is not a single ounce in me that is wanting you to feel bad or anything when I say it is an "off" day for me. But, by all means, do you really need to not feel well on the same day (every time) or do you really need to try to out do me with every freaking thing I say? This gets real old and so very annoying! Cut it out! Since it seems to get worse the more I am around someone, I have decided to no longer keep these people in my life. I would rather just live with my husband and kids and no one else around than to always have a one upper in my life! They really need to get a life! The funny thing is, these people can never figure out why they have NO friends!!! How can you not see this? You are annoying and a pain in the ass that no one cares to associate themselves with. I say all of this knowing that I am not the only person that feels this way about a handful of people since others have mentioned it to me as well over time! Lol, you can't help but to hum the tune of "anything you can do I can do better..." I have come to the conclusion that all of these "one uppers" that I have come in contact with have a very low self esteem, are very insecure and no self confidence! If they did, they would not always try to make themselves look and feel better, all the while people around them are thinking they are complete and total morons and idiots. So to all of you who know what I am talking about and the kind of people I am referring to, just get away from them. They are toxic friends, and in the end you will just want to choke them! Have you ever noticed that normally you want to ask questions when friends tell you something, but these people are the ones who you just wish would shut up because they never stop! Oh, and there is always something wrong with them! Come on, life is way too short to be this kind of person or to even associate ourselves with them! So, to those people I am referring to, I will be cutting ties with all of you! You contaminate my life as well as everyone elses! I have no need to be around people that make me want to slap the stupid off of them!